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Name: Allison
Birthday: 7/22/1986
Gender: Female


Interests: being crazy... that's basically all that i love in life. it's way cooler than being not crazy. if that's even possible.
Expertise: i'm an expert sex goddess... i mean c'mon. look at me. i'm awesome. who doesn't want me? oh yeah. i'm also the world's most humble person. you'll never meet anyone more humble than me.


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Member Since: 7/14/2002

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Monday, July 11, 2005

I'VE DECIDED THAT XANGA IS THE DEVIL AS ARE ALL OTHER INTERNET POSTING SITES THAT DON'T PERTAIN TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN SELFISH LITTLE NUANCES OF YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE. I'M OUT.


Wednesday, June 29, 2005

GAH!!

ha i just took the math placement test online and i had an extra half hour out of the 75 min. limit. that doesn't mean anything though because all the questions that i didn't know i had no POSSIBLE WAY OF FIGURING OUT. i hate math. you can't logic any of it. there's no reading between the lines, and there's no guessing or deducting.

rar.

too much water kills the grass.

"LIFE IS BEYOND YOUR PROBLEMS"
beyond. not involved with. seperate from.

i smell. i need a shower.

 

i'ma do that.


Monday, June 27, 2005

umm...


Friday, June 17, 2005

Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama. Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, duck! Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato, llama, llama, mushroom, llama, llama, llama, duck!

I'm from the future. Come to the future!

doo doo doo ditdolitdoo doo...

I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake. I was only three years dead but it told a tale, and now listen little child to the safety rail!

Did you ever see a llama, kiss a llama, on the llama, llama's llama tastes of llama, llama llama duck. Half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer, llama
llama in a car alarm a llama, llama duck!

Is that how it's told now? Is it all so old? Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob, ankle, cold! Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck! Time for me to retire now, and become a duck!


Sunday, June 12, 2005

ok... everyone needs to read these. you will laugh your butt off. well, i don't know about OFF but it's pretty unbelieveable.

go here:  http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10895

and then go here:  http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050419/D89I6I580.html

it's actually insane. yep.

blam.



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